By Larry Fyffe
It’s contended by most historians that there be no domesticated camels when Abraham is supposed to have lived, a time the following biblical verse refers to:
And the man came into the house And he ungirded his camels
Such a controversy need not exist, however. The inclusion of tame camels at the wrong time in history is easily explained. The biblical narrative is created after its author listens to, and revises, a song by the time-travelling minstrel Bob Dylan who, as previously explained, can actually do what Emanuel Swedenborg claims he could do. That is, Dylan does not look back in time, but he travels back in time:
You walked into the room like a camel, and then you frown You put your eyes into your pocket, and your nose on the ground There ought to be a law against you comin' around
(Ballad Of A Thin Man)
Other biblical critics question the authenticity of the story that Moses tells concerning his journey into the Arabian wilderness:
And it came to pass that at even the quails came up And covered the camp
A simpler explanation than the conjecture that there must have been a bunch of migrating birds flying around is that Moses hears the song-and-dance, time-travellin’ man recite the lyrics quoted below; the biblical narrator likes them so much that he decides to include the birds mentioned therein in his own story about the Hebrews flight from Egypt:
Carolina born and bred Love to hunt the little quail Got a hundred-acre spread
(Nils De Caster: Catfish ~ Bob Dylan/Jacques Levy)
Then there’s the biblical story rendered below:
And when He thus had spoken He cried in a loud voice "Lazarus, come forth" And he that was dead came forth Bound hand and foot in grave-clothes
(John 11: 43, 44)
So too, John the Apostle is inspired to come up with the story about bringing someone back alive after listening to the time-drifter sing the following lyrics:
Oh, the High Sheriff told the deputy "Go out and get me Lazarus Dead or alive Dead or alive"
(Bob Dylan: Poor Lazarus)
Problematic be the biblical story that Cain is depicted as a farmer, and Abel as a sheep herder when they were supposed to have lived long before such practices came into existence in human history. That Tubal-cain in his time-line be depicted as a worker of iron is even more problematic:
And Zillah, she also bare Tubal-cain An instructer of every artificer in brass and iron
(Genesis 4: 22)
There must be some way outta here, and there is. Though he changes the person’s name a bit, the bibical narrator simply revises the lyrics of a song that the time-twister repeats to him:
Virgil Caine is the name And I served on the Danville train 'Till Stoneman's cavalry came And tore up the tracks again
(The Band: The Night They Drove Old Dixieland Down ~ Robbie Robertson)
Hearing ‘Danville’ in the above song lyrics explains why a variation on the name gets used in the Bible for a city that’s supposed to be in the Northern Kingdom of Israel at the time referred to in the following verse:
And when Abram heard that his brother was taken captive He armed his trained servants, born in his own house .... And pursued them unto Dan (Genesis 14:14)
As the holy book itself points out, Abraham’s northward pursuit should have ended in a city called ‘Laish’ – although by sheer coincidence the city later becomes known as ‘Dan’:
And they called the name of the city Dan ... the name of the city was Laish at the first
(Judges 18: 29)
Time travellers who go back in time like Bob Dylan does, and who ignore the universal ‘prime directive’ not to interfere in the events of history thaking place at that time, are bound to mess things up somewhere along the line.
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