By Tony Attwood
I was writing just the other day (or maybe it was a year ago, days tend to slip by as you get to olderage) about books and Untold Dylan, and I got a note from Jeremy Desmon about a rhyming dictionary that he has constructed.
Now that took me back a bit because I used to have one of those, back in my teens and 20s when I was seriously trying to convince the rest of the universe that I was a real and proper writer of songs.
The trouble was that although the rhyming dictionary was OK I didn’t turn out to be a wonderful songwriter (although I still think some of my work is reasonable) so I didn’t get a number one hit. Besides I have always been one to blame everyone else when things go wrong.
Anyway, I might still have it (the book, not the ability), but if so it is probably lost in the attic of my countryside home. (Which is not to imply that I have more than one home – it is just that if one does become a professional writer by and large one can live anywhere, as long as it has the internet and a phone, and having lived much of my life in capital cities, I find I much prefer the peace of the countryside).
And then I received a note from Jeremy Desmon, himself a reader of Untold Dylan, saying that he has put a rhyming dictionary on line:
” RhymeHamster, a rhyming dictionary for people who care a lot about how things rhyme. (Jeremy is a lyricist, so as he says it’s an occupational hazard.)”
And that took me back a bit. So let me allow Jeremy to speak for himself:
I came across your Untold Dylan piece “Returning to ‘Lay Down Your Weary Tune’ and wondering at its sheer beauty” and really enjoyed it. You seem like someone who might appreciate something I’ve been building: RhymeHamster, a rhyming dictionary for people who care a lot about how things rhyme. (I’m a lyricist, so it’s an occupational hazard.) "I work in musical theatre as a bookwriter and lyricist, and I’ve taught a writing workshop at Princeton for twenty years. I built it for myself because I couldn’t find a rhyming dictionary that felt like an actual writer had been anywhere near it. Then I shared it with my students... and they liked it so much that I opened it up to everyone. "Perfect rhymes are checked word by word, slant rhymes sit on their own dial and there are some fun features I spent far too much time on. (Internal Rhymes, Wildcard Rhymes and Stretch Rhymes). One caveat: it’s built on American pronunciation. But, either way, it’s free! "I don’t have an “ask.” I just thought you might like it."
And indeed yes I have liked it.
Now for me (that’s me, Tony, the publisher of Untold) retirement has beckoned from my occupation of some 30 years of writing advertisements. SoI have found more time for my long-term hobby of writing songs – something I started to do before I even heard the first Dylan song, and now I continue it when nothing else needs to be done. And this fits easily alongside running this blog, (and my other blog “Untold Arsenal” devoted to the football (soccer) team I have supported through my life).
There’s nothing special about the songs: it’s a hobby – and rather a fun thing to do since at the moment I am not able to drive my car following an injury which is bemusing the doctors. And to further divert into this point here, which has nothing to do with Bob, because it’s the one bit of advice I can give to people about old age…. Have some hobbies ready, including ones that don’t require you to be fit and able to drive, for when you reach old age. We can’t all be like Bob and just keep on dong what we’ve been doing year after year.
Now if I write a song with Rhyming Hamster involved I shall report it here, knowing that if you think this is going far too far, and I ought to be writing about Bob Dylan and not my decline into old age, someone will tell me that in no uncertain terms. And of course you can just flip onto another page.
But the Bob link is important – Bob can say to his agents “I think I’m ready for another tour” and they will rush around and fix up the arrangements, and every show will be sold out.
Yet sadly for most of us, life’s not like that. Bob’s memory seems to be perfect and by my reckoning he is 85 years old. I’m a few years younger, and my memory has fallen to bits in the last couple of years. And besides he’s a much better guitarist that I ever was.
But my songwriting is a hobby, just as I listening to Bob’s music is. Just as…. but no I won’t go on. That was just a diversion. The next article will be about Bob. Or at least about his music…